Werechickens and evil clowns and monkeys with chainsaws - OH MY! You might think you've seen it all but no other haunted house on the planet could possibly prepare you for the cacophonous cornucopia of creepies and crawlies that inhabit BARON VON GOOLO'S MUSEUM OF HORRORS! Von Goolo has searched high and low - from the snowiest mountain peak to the darkest corner under your bed - and filled his Museum with oddities and entities that will make your eyeballs run screaming into your brainpan! And now, with 10 years under his belt, BARON VON GOOLO'S MUSEUM OF HORRORS is the longest running haunted themed attraction in Portland! Come and see why Rue Morgue Magazine called the MUSEUM OF HORRORS 'the greatest cabinet of curiosities they'd ever seen.' You'll scream with laughter - if you can ever stop screaming!

The full moon rises. A wolf howls. And the screams of the long-ago dead find new breath on the stormy, howling winds. All Hallow's Eve approaches and the walls that separate this life from the afterlife wear weak and thin. This can only mean one thing: thrice damned Alexander Elshoff, the Lord of ELSHOFF MANOR, has clawed his way back from the grave and walks the rotting halls of his once glorious estate in search of new victims. And their blood. So much blood.

And to make matters worse, he didn't come alone. As mad Lord Elshoff rent the veil between this world and the next, all manner of abominations spilled forth in his horrible wake, bursting hungrily into ELSHOFF MANOR, eager to feast on the souls of any hapless travelers foolish enough to enter his Crypt!
Baron Von Goolo scours the globe for new monsters for his Museum of Horrors - but what happens when he comes across some unspeakable monstrosity that... doesn't play nice with others? The violent beasts; the flesh-eating undead; the diabolical spirits overflowing with sinister purpose that somehow manage to walk the earth in defiance of all that is holy; these are the occupants of THE BLACK BOX, Von Goolo's inescapable monster prison for the most wretched creatures to ever creep, lurch or shamble through the night. This October, Baron Von Goolo will open THE BLACK BOX to the public, allowing the bravest of souls a glimpse of pure Hell on Earth. Maniacal demons, festering zombies and bloodthirsty horrors beyond imagining lurk around every dark corner of THE BLACK BOX... are you ready to join them?